我想去死 I wanna die
南下到路易斯安那 Down south Louisiana
黄昏的天空阴沉沉 And grey evening sky.
6月21日 June 21st.
我被流放到西伯利亚 Exile to Siberia.
我是说 新泽西 I mean, New Jersey.
花园州(新泽西州昵称)收费高速公路
两者有什么区别吗 Is there a difference?
我看不出来 I can't tell.
人们送你到西伯利亚去等死 Isn't Siberia the place they send you to die?
以我的经验来看 And from my experience
海洋格罗夫镇没有什么不同 Ocean Grove isn't that much different.
这里人们的平均年龄85岁 I think the median age is 85
人均寿命86岁 with the life expectancy of 86.
感觉挺适合我 Sounds about right to me.
谢了 老妈 Thanks, mom.
谢谢你给我买了去地狱的单程机票 Thank you for buying me a one-way ticket to hell.
我是说 外公外婆的阴暗小屋 I mean, Grams' and Gramps' mausoleum.
那总有一股干巴巴的袜子味 where it always smells like desiccated socks.
他们也一定很受刺激 Oh, l'm sure they're thrilled too.
我们只是要彼此折磨一个夏天而已 It'll just be one great summer of Chinese torture for all of us.
谁在乎呢 Who cares anyway?
谁都不在乎 Nobody.
事实上 海洋格罗夫再适合我不过了 Actually, maybe Ocean Grove is the perfect place for me.
事实上 当我走下车 ln fact, when I get off this bus
我应该走到码头然后跳入海中 I should just walk over to the pier and jump,
结束这一切 end it all.
和这个世界 和新泽西说再见 Goodbye, world. Goodbye, New Jersey.
实际上 我不在(我要做的事) The truth is, if I weren't around,
对谁都好(我要疯了) it would solve everyone's problems.
老妈就可以集中精力挽救她的第九次婚姻 Mom could really focus on saving marriage number nine.
而外婆 And my grandmother--
就可以专心地 well, she could spend her whole summer
做一夏天的贝壳饰品 making those seashell thingies she makes.
而外公就可以 And Gramps could finally finish
把他的破船修好 fixing up that boat of his.
他们才不关心我在不在身边呢 Yeah, Grams definitely wouldn't care if I weren't around.
我敢肯定外婆有严重的焦虑症 I swear she has some serious anxiety issues.
或许我应该给她吃点我的药 Maybe I should give her some of my pills.
我应该这么做 That's what I should do--
这样大家都省心 make it easy on everyone.
如果我不在的话 他们会生活得更好 lf I weren't here, their lives would be better.
只有一个人真正地在乎我 There's only one person who might actually care,
但是老爸已经不在了 but dad isn't around anymore.
海洋格罗夫 布莱得礼海滩 东部33千米
坐车很不爽 是吧 Buses suck, huh?
太棒了 你好 新泽西 Great. Hello, New Jersey!
好时光呀 好时光 Good times, good times.
你好 亲爱的 Hi, sweetie.
格蕾塔 很高兴见到你 Greta, how nice to see you.
外公 外婆 你们好 Gramps, Grams, hi.
你们看起来气色不错嘛 You folks don't look so bad,
都那么大年纪了 all things considered.
你好 格蕾塔 Hello to you too, Greta.
是是是 你好 你好 Yeah, hello hello.
我来这的原因我们都心知肚明 We all know why I'm here.
所以不用那么激动 No need to act thrilled about it.
欢迎来到海洋格罗夫
我们很高兴你能来 真的 We're glad to have you here, honey. We really are.
我并没打算在新泽西过暑假 Yeah, well, I didn't really plan on spending my summer in Jersey,
这就像一个养老院 in what might as well be a nursing home.
我想你一定很高兴吧 Well, I guess you're glad
放暑假了 不用上学 to be out of school for the summer, right?
算是种解脱吧 lf I cared one microbe about school,
不过我才不关心学校呢 I guess yeah, it'd be some kind of a relief.
你妈说这学年你上了光荣榜 Your mother said you were on the honor roll all year.
这太棒了 That's terrific.
你应该为自己感到骄傲 You should be proud of yourself.
你会上个好大学的 You'll get into a good college.
我不打算上大学 l'm not going to college.
你当然要上大学 Of course you're going to college.
事实上 我打算满18岁的时候自杀 The fact is that l'm gonna kilI myself before I turn 18,
所以 我没剩多少时间 so that doesn't really
去奋斗大学学位了 leave much time for an undergraduate degree.
你应该知道 I assume that you understand
开玩笑是为了让人发笑 that a joke is supposed to be funny.
这不是玩笑 It's not a joke.
你看 我一直在 See, l've been making this
列这个不同的死法的单子 list of all the different ways you can die--
自焚 self-immolation,
跳楼 falling from a great height.
我不了解电刑 I don't know about electrocution.
但我听说能电熟你的心脏 I hear that your heart
还会吐出被电融化了的肠子 actually cooks and you puke up your melted guts.
够了 格蕾塔 别说了 All right, Greta, just stop. Just stop right now.
同时 我还列出了所有 Well, at the same time, l've been making this list
我死前想做的事 of things that I want to do before I die.
比如说 吃一只虫子 For instance, I want to eat a bug
我已经做过了 just to say that I did.
我想和一个男人肉搏 I want to get in a fistfight with a grown man.
别问了 Don't ask.
我想学真正的绘画 I want to learn how to really paint,
或许再纹个身 and maybe get a tattoo.
不管怎么 当我选定我的死法后 Anyway, as soon as I choose my method of death
我要尽可能多做我想做的事 then l'm gonna cross as much off my to-do list as I can
然后再自杀 and commit some kind of grizzly suicide.
完啦 That's it.
这样你们就不用把我左推右推的了 You won't have Greta to kick around anymore.
来吧 格蕾塔 Come on, Greta.
看看这是谁 Well, look who it is.
你已经长成个漂亮的大姑娘了 You certainly have grown up to be quite the pretty young lady
还会化妆了 under all that makeup.
沃切斯基夫人你好 Mrs. Wocheski,
还是那么唠唠叨叨 same nosy old bag.
什么 你说什么 What? What's that?
我说 这么热不难受吗 I said, "Isn't this heat a drag?"
难受 A drag?
你知不知道那个太空垃圾的事 Hey, did you hear about that huge hunk of space junk
它一个月前落在了 that landed in some old lady's home
一位新泽西老女人的家中 just about a month ago right here in Jersey?
新泽西吗 Jersey?
我们在太空丢下了好多东西 The universe is just loaded with things that we've left up there.
-什么 -然后突然 - What? - And all of a sudden--
-爆炸啦 -啊啊啊 - Bam! - Whaa!
一下就蒸发了 Instantly vaporized.
我不知道拿你怎么办才好 I don't know what to do about you
我把你行李放楼上了 I left your things upstairs, honey.
我在圣经上学到不少戒律 亲爱的 I learned a lot of rules from the Bible, baby
但我想知道我该怎么办 But I wonder wonder what I should do
我不知道我为何与你呆在一起 I don't know why l'm staying with you
如果他们说的都是真的 lf everything they're saying is true
我听说你向妈妈撒谎了 亲爱的 I heard about you lying to your mama, baby
我想知道我该怎么办 And I wonder wonder what I should do
我该怎么办 But I wonder wonder what I should do.
帕纳利 Parnelli.
你好 Hey.
和瓜纳华托的木乃伊待在一起感觉如何 What's it like living with the mummies of Guanajuato?
你已经习惯那种尸臭了吗 Do you ever get used to that smell?
只要有人喂你吃喝给你打扫 You don't care, as long as someone feeds
你才不在乎是吧 you and scoops your litter.
这很好 这就是你想要的生活 It's a pretty good deal, a life you want anyway.
不是我对她有成见 约瑟夫 l'm trying not to be judgmental, Joseph,
但她真的很伤人 but she's a handful.
凯瑟琳 只有三个月 Oh, Katherine, it's only three months.
九月一转眼就到的 September will be here before you know it.
你不认为她是认真的 是吧 You don't think she's serious, do you?
不 我觉得她夸张了 No, I think she's just being dramatic,
只想让我们担心 trying to push our buttons.
你知道她让我想起了谁吗 Yeah, you know who she reminds me of at that age?
凯伦 Karen.
我一点也不像我妈 Ow. I'm nothing like my mother!
一点也不像 Nothing!
外公 能给我20块钱吗 Hey, Gramps, can I bump a $20?
格蕾塔 我们这儿有点规矩 Greta, we have rules in this house.
我想你妈都告诉你了吧 I assume your mother told you about them.
是的 Yeah.
我想她一定告诉我了 l'm sure she did.
我想我也一定没听进去 I'm aIso sure I wasn't paying attention.
那好 Oh, well,
现在听我说吧 then listen to me.
你可以在这儿度过一个愉快的暑假 Now you can have a very nice summer here,
但你得有计划 我们也会监督你 but it won't be without structure and supervision.
如果你想要花钱 Now if you want to have spending money,
就得自己找个工作 you're going to have to get a job.
宵禁是10点 And there will be a 10:00 PM curfew.
没有准许你不得出城 And you're not permitted beyond the town lines,
更不准去阿斯伯里公园 especially not to Asbury Park.
那儿不适合你 That's no place for you.
这一切都还可以接受吗 So does all of that sound fair to you?
还是我告诉你怎么办吧 Let me tell you how this works:
我想去哪儿 想什么时候去 I go where I want when I want
想和谁去 你都不用管 with whom I want.
我想回家才回家 And I don't come home until I want to.
在凯伦那我就这样 Now that's how it works at Karen's.
所以如果你有任何不满 和我妈说去 So if you've got a problem with it, take it up with her.
是她把我丢在这的 She's the one who dumped me on you two anyway.
好吗 我们都彼此行个方便 Okay? Let's just do each other a favor,
别碍对方的事 stay out of each other's way.
这样暑假很快就过去了 Summer will be over before we know it.
成交吗 Deal?
成交 Deal.
哪儿来的冰棍 Where did you get that?
好样的 Oh, yeah.
这车怎么样 What does that thing get,
一加仑油能跑九十码吗 90 yards to a gallon?
只有在陡峭的下坡路时才能 Only on a steep downgrade.
能借我吗 Can I borrow it?
我可知道 Huh-uh. I heard about what
你考驾照时发生了什么事 happened when you went to get your driver's license.
车管所的那个男的情绪不稳定 好不好 That DMV guy was emotionally unstable, okay?
又不是我的车技烂到让他哭的 It was not my driving that made him cry.
我说真的 l'm serious.
好吧 我们问问你妈怎么想 Okay, we'll see what your mother thinks.
就好像她会想一样 Like she thinks.
我相信最无聊的事情都发生在她身上 I swear she holds the record for the most blah moments.
她认为弦理论和丝结花边有关系 She thinks that string theory has something to do with macrame.
就是她给我灌输了对男人的看法 This is the same woman that gives me advice on boys.
她的老公也换得太快了 我都来不及数 Her husbands are in and out so fast, I can't even keep track.
这是第九任丈夫了吧 What, is this husband number nine?
第三个 Three.
没有驾照你不能驾车 And you can't drive alone without a license.
这是违法的 It's against the law.
最坏会发生什么 外婆 What's the worst that's gonna happen, Grams?
我会死吗 I die?
最坏的事情是 No, the worst thing that can happen
你让某人陪你去死 is that you take somebody with you when you die.
海洋格罗夫 Ocean Grove.
更像是海洋坟墓 More like Ocean Grave.
难怪我妈17岁就离开了这儿 No wonder mom left this place when she was 17.
这儿可真过时 It's so passe.
等我回去了 我要报复她 l'lI make her pay for this torture when I get home.
如果 我还能回去的话 That is, if I make it home.
好吧 我把这个带给她 Wow. Okay, l'lI give it to her--
外婆看起来挺漂亮的 Grams looked pretty.
能为你做点什么吗 Can I help you?
有线电视坏了 There's something majorly wrong with the cable.
我觉得你应该赶快找人来修 I think you ought to call and light a fire under someone's ass.
我们没有有线电视 We don't have cable.
什么 再说一遍 Wait, say that again.
我说我们没有有线电视 I said we don't--
你穿的什么呀 快看看 What are you wear--? Oh, Look at you.
没有有线电视你怎么活 How do you survive without cable?
这是挺艰难的 格蕾塔 It's really tough, Greta.
有些时候 我们半夜躲在被子里哭 Sometimes we cry ourselves to sleep at night.
你可以租碟子看呀 You know, you can always rent videotapes.
租碟子看 Videotapes?
谁这样过日子 Come on, who lives like this?
别闹了 格蕾塔 看在上帝的份上 Oh, stop the histrionics, Greta, for goodness' sakes.
这里可以做的事可多了 There's so much to do around here.
外面就是大海 There's the whole ocean right there.
骑上我的自行车 沿着宽敞的大道骑一圈 Take my bicycle. Ride along the boardwalk.
你就没时间看电视了 Then you won't have time for TV.
你想让我为了你单纯的经验之谈 So you want me to sacrifice reality TV
牺牲真实的电视吗 for purely empirical experiences?
是的 我强烈推荐 Yeah, that's my recommendation.
好吧 Fine.
和我一起 出海旅行 Come with me on a voyage
到那海底去 to the bottom of the sea
在那蓝绿的海水中 ln a sea of blue-green
我们会在海底找到真爱(码头禁止跳水潜水) We will find love at the bottom of the sea
难以置信 不可思议 Unbelievable, inconceivable
看上去多么奇妙 Fantastic it will seem
但我们是第一对 第一对 The very first but we'll be the first
经历此新奇梦幻的人 to live such a strange new dream
在那里 我们 There we'll be
会迷失自己 会获得自由 lost and free
跟我一起 On our voyage
到海底去 to the bottom of the sea
跟我一起 Come with me
出海旅行 On our voyage
到海底去 to the bottom of the sea.
他们说淹死和冻死 They say that drowning and freezing to death
是最好甚至是最欢快的死法 are the nicest ways to die, euphoric even.
他们是怎么知道的 I wonder how they would know that.
招聘服务员
依我看 The way I see it,
经验有什么用 what does experience have to do with anything?
我的意思是 I mean,
我被1000个女招待服侍过 l've been served by 1000 waitresses
这工作看上去不难 and the job just doesn't seem that tough.
我知道肯定也会有点差别 l'm sure it has its nuances just like anything else,
但我能处理好 but l'll figure it out.
你全身都湿透了 You're soaking wet.
得了吧 阿洛 Oh, come on, Lou.
我看湿衬衫打扮就是王牌经验 I'd say the wet T-shirt look definitely trumps experience.
他说的有道理吧 Does he have all of his shots?
我给你一份申请表吧 Let me get you an application.
填申请表干嘛 就一句话 要不要 What the hell for? It's a yes or no decision.
不怎么想要 Not really. It's--
阿洛 录用她了吧 Hey, Lou, give her the job.
反正你都要录用她的 You're gonna give it to her anyway.
闭嘴 朱列 Zip it, Julie.
看吧 就要这样 See, this is how it works--
你问他什么 他还要装作要考虑下 you ask him something; he pretends to chew on it.
他不会拒绝任何人的 He can't say no to nobody,
所以你被录用了 不用担心 so you got the job. Don't worry about it.
我不需要你帮忙 I don't need your help.
我没打算帮你 我认都不认识你 I ain't trying to help you. Hell, I don't even know you.
我是在帮我的老板 l'm trying to help my boy.
他再人手不足的忙上一晚上 One more night that he's shorthanded--
他就要得溃疡了 he's gonna develop an ulcer
这样我们都不好过 and it's gonna be problematic for all of us.
干你的活去 Get back to the dungeon.
我只是说说 说说而已 l'm just saying, man. I'm just saying.
我可以明天就开始工作 我四点到怎么样 I can start tomorrow. Would you like me here at 4:00?
午饭时间呢 Or how about lunch?
这样我就可以学习了 这主意挺好 Then I can learn everything. It'll be all good.
这 Uh...
好 到时见 Great. See you then.
那女孩是个麻烦 Hey, that girl's trouble.
我刚雇了她 I think I just hired her.
天啊 你们还没睡啊 Oh my God, you guys are still awake?
你们知道已经过了9点吧 You do realize it's past 9:00, right?
你知道你错过晚餐了吧 You realize that you missed dinner?
我的裙子怎么了 What happened to my dress?
我去游泳了 Oh, I went swimming.
纽约没把这片海当做厕所吧 New York doesn't use that ocean as a toilet, do they?
我的头发变绿了吗 Is my hair starting to turn green?
格蕾塔 我不介意你穿我的裙子 Greta, I really don't mind you wearing my dress.
可我不想你穿着它去游泳 I do mind you going swimming in it.
把裙子脱下来好吗 Would you take it off, please?
格蕾塔 你妈妈来过电话 Greta, your mother called.
你该告诉她你已经安顿下来了的 You were supposed to let her know you got down here all right.
你告诉她我还活着吗 Well, did you tell her that I was still alive?
你为什么不自己说 电话在钢琴上 Why don't you tell her? There's a phone on the piano.
-你要吗 -我要 - Are you taking that? - Yes, I am.
-你有大麻烦了 -快点吧 - You're in deep trouble now. - Come on.
-是陷阱 -不 - Gin. - Oh, no.
是我 你想怎么样 It's me. What do you want?
我看你熬过了大巴之劫啊 I see you survived the bus trip after all.
还不如坐船渡过冥河呢 I'd rather have ferried across the River Styx.
外婆和我说了你的死法清单 Grams told me about your little to-die list.
你不该那样吓她 You shouldn't scare her like that.
她还不够了解你 She doesn't know you well enough to understand.
我的旧房间怎么样 How's my old room look?
她是不是依然到处放贝壳 Does she still have her seashells everywhere?
妈 这儿简直是贝壳窟 It's a shell hole, Mom.
你为什么这样对我 Why are you doing this to me?
你知道原因 我们讨论过了 You know why. We've discussed this.
我在尽力挽救我的婚姻 I am trying to save my marriage.
你去挽救极地冰冠的 You would have better luck
运气可能会更好些 妈妈 trying to save the polar ice caps, Mom.
为什么只有我不在时 Why is it that your marriage only works
你的婚姻才有救 when l'm not there?
亲爱的 格蕾塔 我知道这很难 Sweetie, Greta, I know this is tough,
但我要尽力 but try to make the best of it.
你想多久就多久吧 凯伦 Take as much time as you need, okay, Karen?
整理清楚也好 搞得乱七八糟也好 Sort things out, shuffle them together,
都随便你 做你要做的吧 do whatever the hell it is you need to do
去尽力挽救你的婚姻 这样好了吧 to try and save this marriage, okay?
我在这儿很好 不用担心我 I'm here and I'm fine. Don't even worry about me.
我好得很 l'm fine!
麻烦 Trouble
麻烦 放了我吧 Oh, trouble, set me free
我见过你 I have seen your face
对我来说 这太沉重 太沉重 And it's too much, too much for me.
如果老爸还在 lf dad were alive,
他会让我开车 he'd let me drive the car.
我们会一起刷油漆 And we'd do stuff like paint.
也许我会和街上的孩子做朋友 Maybe I'd be friends with the kid down the street.
妈和爸会计较一些鸡毛蒜皮的小事 Mom and he would argue about
而不是天天为了钱打架 petunias instead of money.
如果老爸还在 lf dad were alive,
他会教我弹吉他 he'd teach me how to play the guitar.
如果老爸还在 如果老爸还在 lf dad were alive. If dad were alive.
我喝下你的酒 I drank your wine
你把你的世界变成我的 And you have made your world mine
你不能公平点吗 So won't you be fair?
我不要 I don't want
从你那得到更多 no more of you
你不能对我好点吗 So won't you be kind to me?
就让我去那 Just let me go there
我得去那 I have to go there
麻烦 Trouble
麻烦 行行好 Oh, trouble, please be kind
我不要争吵 I don't want no fight
我时间不多 And I haven't got a lot of time.
不对 我点的是高峰体验 No, I ordered the High Tide.
红色尖叫是我的 The Red Squall is mine.
你们想让我记住你们都点了什么吗 You expect me to remember what you ordered?
你们自己搞定吧 Figure it out yourselves.
这本烂菜单你们已经看得够久了 You guys have had plenty of time to look over this lousy menu.
要吃点什么呢 So what's it gonna be?
大家都想好了吗 Is everybody ready?
-没有 -我们还要再看看 - No. - I think we need another minute.
如果你们这会儿不点 lf I walk away from this table without an order,
我要过20分钟才会回来 l'm not coming back for another 20 minutes.
希望到时你们想好点什么了 I hope by then you've got it figured out.
我知道我要点什么 I know what I want.
是吗 好 我知道谁说了算了 Yeah? Well, I see who the decision-maker is here.
点什么呢 What will it be?
我要鸡胸肉 I will have the chicken breast.
你这是怎么回事啊 What the hell is wrong with you?
你到海鲜店点鸡肉 You come to a seafood restaurant and order chicken?
其他东西太贵了 Well, the other stuff is expensive.
那是因为味道好 That's because it tastes good.
拜托 史黛西 点龙虾吧 Come on, Stacy, order the lobster.
如果你想更血腥点可以自己去捞 You can even pick it out if you're feeling particularly sadistic.
你喜欢虾吗 Do you like shrimp?
我们有非常棒的鲜虾沙拉 We have a spectacular shrimp cocktail,
如果你不介意要剥虾皮 if you don't mind ripping apart their freaky exoskeletons.
它们的胆固醇含量很高 是吧 They have a lot of cholesterol, don't they?
没有龙虾的一半高 Not half as much as the lobster.
天啊 Oh my God.
你今晚回家就可能因车祸去世 Listen, you could die on a car ride home tonight,
你还担心20年后的 and you're worried about a little bypass surgery
一场搭桥手术吗 放松点儿 20 years down the road? Relax.
你要鲜虾沙拉和白灼龙虾 You're gonna get the shrimp cocktail and the poached lobster.
下一位 Who's next?
刚开始学习就干得很不错 Not bad for a kid learning the ropes.
欢迎来上班 格蕾塔 Welcome aboard, Greta.
谢谢 Thanks.
你说的这些航海术语 Hey, that seafaring lingo that you do--
你不会一直说吧 you don't do that all the time, right?
是的 我希望你穿衬衫来上班 Yeah, I want to see a collar from now on.
这里是上流社会 This is a respectable place.
是 是 船长 Aye aye, Captain.
天啊 Oh my God.
你有车吗 Hey, you got a car?
没有 我还没有驾照 Seeing as I don't have a license, no.
好吧 Yeah, well,
要不你在这儿多待会儿 why don't you stick around a little while?
我一会安全地把你送回家 And I will get you home safely.
谢谢 伏尔泰 Uh, thanks, Voltaire,
我可以照顾好自己 but I can take care of myself all right?
我才17岁 Anyway, l'm only 17.
你呢 40了吧 What, are you, like, 40?
阿洛 Hey, Lou,
伏尔泰是什么 what's a Voltaire?
阿洛知道你把他的食物喂流浪猫了吗 Does Lou know that you're feeding his food to the strays?
这些只是垃圾 It's just garbage.
阿洛知道你认为他的食物是垃圾吗 Lou know that you think his food is garbage?
不是 我是说这些食物被扔进垃圾箱了 No, I mean it's going in the garbage.
开个玩笑 It's just a joke.
等等 Hold on.
我叫朱列 My name's Julie.
我叫格蕾塔 l'm Greta,
变换一下就是"棒极了"[great] which is just a thinly disguised anagram for "Great."
好 Okay.
你有工作了还没谢过我呢 You didn't thank me for getting you hired.
那是因为我已经讨厌这工作了 That's 'cause I already hate the job.
这才过了一天 It's only been one day.
怎么了 小姑娘 What's up, little girl?
-快看看 -看啊 - Check this out. - Yeah, look at that.
美女 看看你 Hey, slice, look at you.
宝贝 能和你一起走吗 Baby, can I walk with you?
不能 No.
她真冷淡 Oh, she cold.
是 说得对 Yeah, that's right.
汽车旅馆
你在看什么 What are you looking at?
我说什么了 我说什么了 What did I say? What did I just say?
不管怎样我都不会给你的 l'm not giving it to you no matter what.
和一个成年男人肉搏
帕纳利 Parnelli.
你在哪儿 Where are you?
帕纳利 该进来了 Parnelli, time to come in.
帕纳利 Parnelli.
谢谢你送我 Thanks for the ride.
-别惹麻烦 宝贝 -好的 - Stay out of trouble, sweetheart. - Yeah.
外婆 别担心 Grams, don't worry.
他们诬告我 陪审团没有证据 They're trumped up charges. Jury's got nothing on me.
什么 What?
我们在阿斯伯里公园发现了她 We found her over in Asbury Park.
她受了点惊吓 所以我们送她回来了 She got a little scared, so we brought her home.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
出什么事了 What happened?
进来吧 外婆 别等我请你 Come right in, Grams. Don't bother waiting for an invitation.
你明白我为什么告诉你 Now you see why I told you
别去阿斯伯里公园了吧 to stay away from Asbury Park.
是你引起我的好奇心了 Well, you piqued my curiosity, okay?
我知道 都是我的错 Oh, I see. It was all my fauIt.
如果你不想让我做什么事 lf you don't want me to do something,
压根就别告诉我 don't plant the idea in my head.
我只想保护你 I'm just trying to protect you.
晚了 It's a little late.
我真的累了 外婆 l'm really tired, Grams.
晚安 Good night.
我承认她的确很难对付 但 Well, I admit she's a bit of a challenge, but--
什么 What?
挑战 我说她很难对付 A challenge. I say she's a challenge.
难对付 她简直令人如坐针毡 A challenge? She's a pain in the butt.
早上好 Good morning.
亲爱的 Oh, love,
格蕾塔好像惹沃切斯基太太生气了 it seems Greta is giving Mrs. Wocheski some difficulty.
不是好像 根本就是 There's no "Seems" about it. She is.
她说狗狗先生是只掉了毛的啮齿动物 She said Mr. Poodles was just a mangy rodent
不是真正的狗 and not a real dog at all.
她还说他长得像我 And then she said he looks just like me.
你确定没听错 Are you sure you heard her correctly?
怎么了 What?
我说我肯定她是开玩笑 I said l'm sure she meant it in the sweetest possible way.
那女孩真令人讨厌 Oh, she's a menace, that girl.
你们最好看住了她 You'd better keep a sharp eye out.
我们会让她来道歉的 Well, we'll see to it that she apologizes.
是吧 亲爱的 Won't we, dear?
好了吗 Are you done?
但愿 I wish.
-还要多久 -再一会儿 - Well, how much longer? - Just a bit.
打扰下 外面的小货车是你的吗 Excuse me, is that your van outside?
是的 女士 我马上接好了 Yes, ma'am. I'm hooking it up right now.
我没要接什么东西 所以你把 Well, I didn't order any hooking up, so you just go ahead
你接上的东西拆了 and unhook whatever it is you hooked.
外婆 我会付钱的 Grams, l'm paying for this.
重点不在这儿 That's not the point.
你会喜欢的 You're gonna love this, okay?
我不要有线电视 I don't want cable.
我差不多接好了 如果你不想要的话 Look, l'm almost done here, so if you don't want this--
外婆 这可以保证 Grams, it's guaranteed
我整个夏天都不会惹麻烦 to keep me out of trouble the whole summer.
而且你一分钱都不用出 And it's not costing you a thing.
我们得送她回家 We've got to send her home.
我不行了 我没法再忍受了 I can't do it. I just can't take it anymore.
亲爱的 她要看有线电视 Oh, honey, so she wants the cable TV.
有什么不对吗 What's the harm in that?
问题是 她总是随心所欲 That's the point. She does whatever she wants to do.
一点规矩都没有 She has no boundaries.
凯伦对她太放纵了 Karen's always been too permissive with her.
好了 可以了 Okay, that'll do it.
终于好了 Finally.
这是遥控器 你要做的是 This here is your remote. What you do is--
好了 我知道了 赶快走吧 Yeah, I got it, okay? Scram.
好吧 只是 All right, just--
需要你在这儿签个字 I just need a signature here.
女士 Ma'am?
先生 Sir?
-只需要签个字 -好的 知道了 - I just need a signature. - Okay, I got it.
我和沃切斯基太太说了 I told Mrs. Wocheski
你会向她道歉 因为你自作聪明 that you would apologize for that smart-alecky remark
胡乱评价她的小狗 you made about her dog.
现在去道歉吧 Now please go do it.
我不敢相信你因为那个蓝头发的女人 I can't believe you would sell out your own granddaughter
出卖你的亲孙女 to that old blue-hair.
那根本不能算蓝色 It's not even blue in a good way.
去 Go.
马上去 Now.
我们听到了有人敲门 We thought we heard someone at the door.
你向我外公外婆告状了 You ratted me out to my grandparents.
我是这样做了 I most certainly did.
而且我认为你该向我道歉 And I believe you owe me an apology.
我留意到 You know, I noticed
你一直都把这些窗户开着 you keep those windows pretty much open all the time.
当然了 微风有利健康 Of course I do. The breeze is healthy.
是吗 Yeah?
你通常几点睡觉 What time do you go to bed around usually,
七点半 八点吗 7:30, 8:00-ish?
你要干什么 What are you getting at?
你吓不到我 You don't scare me.
让我想一想 Give me just one second here.
好 Uh, okay.
鲈鱼怎么样 How's the perch?
我怎么知道 How should I know?
你说什么 l'm sorry?
就是鲈鱼呗 肯定很新鲜 It's perch. I'm sure it's fresh.
它的味道肯定和平常的鲈鱼味道一样 I'm sure it tastes how perch usually does.
我没钱 吃不起 所以我怎么会知道呢 I can't afford to eat here, so how should I know?
不用这么没礼貌吧 There's no need to be rude.
12桌 Table 12.
能给我点山葵吗 Can I get a side of horseradish?
鲈鱼是什么味道 What's the perch taste like?
什么 What?
鲈鱼 怎么样 The perch-- how is it?
味道不错 但鲶鱼是招牌菜 It's all right, but the catfish is the business.
是吗 那是什么味道 Yeah? What's that taste like?
你没吃过鱼吗 Are you telling me you've never tried fish before?
我吃过 Yeah, I have.
好吧 我说的不是罐头鱼 Okay, l'm not talking out of the box or the can.
哪种书呆子会没吃过鱼啊 What kind of wonk has never tasted fish before?
好吧 也许是没有 Okay, maybe not.
过来 我告诉你那是什么味道 Come around here. I'm gonna show you what it tastes like.
过来 Come on.
好了 这就是鲈鱼 Okay, now this right here is perch, all right?
等等 等会 Now hold on. Stay here.
这是鲶鱼 Now this is catfish,
路易斯安納香煎鲶鱼 Cajun blackened, okay?
好 Okay.
我最喜欢这个了 It's my favorite.
是你做的吗 You made that?
是的 Yeah.
居然可以吃 Well, that is surprisingly edible.
很高兴你喜欢 Well, l'm glad you like it.
朱列 Hey, Julie.
多加一份特色菜 I need another special.
你不会想吃鲈鱼的 You don't want the perch.
这是什么 What's this?
鲶鱼 Catfish.
但是我想要的是鲈鱼 But I wanted the perch.
相信我 你会喜欢鲶鱼的 No, trust me, you want the catfish.
鲈鱼是很不错 The perch is all right,
但鲶鱼可是招牌菜 the catfish is the business.
警告你 You know,
你要是再骑着你那破自行车跟着我 it's really gonna be really hard for you to ride that bike
我就狠狠踢你屁股 with my foot shoved up your ass.
原来是你啊 Oh, it's you.
我还以为是那天晚上的那些家伙 I thought you were these guys from the other night.
-你就不能关掉它吗 -什么 - You ever let it down? - What?
你的AT力场 Your force field.
你总是伪装的很特立独行 You know, you walk around all up in your own shit
好像对别人的真诚善良都不屑一顾似的 like you aren't got no time for nobody else's goodness.
这样怎么能让别人接近你 How does somebody get close enough
给你你想要的 to give you what you need?
我什么都不想要 I don't need anything.
没有人能什么都不想要 Everybody needs something.
就拿现在说 你可能想要我载你一程 As of right now, seems like you might need a ride.
那玩意吗 On that?
是啊 Yeah.
我不认为它能承受两个人的重量 I don't think two bodies can fit on that.
它看上去像 是你小弟弟的脚踏车吗 What, is it, like, your little brother's bike?
那就让我来给你介绍一下它 Okay, let me tell you something about this right here.
这是工程设计学的杰作 This is a masterpiece of engineering.
是我的最爱 This is the product of my love and sweet.
它会证明你是错的 但是现在 And it can and will prove you wrong. But as of right now,
我不想让你坐这上面 I don't think I even want to let you on this thing.
我是说 除非你答应乖乖的 I mean, unIess-- and I mean, only if you promise to be sweet.
我答应 Promise.
你一向都这么敏感吗 Are you always that sensitive?
你妈不是用母乳喂你的吧 I mean, didn't your mama breastfeed you?
这个就算是讨人厌的垃圾谈话了 Okay, that would be classified as sour in my kitchen.
我可以假装没听到 But l'm gonna pretend that didn't happen.
行了吗 上来吧 Okay? Come on.
你答应会乖一点了 是吗 Now you promise to be sweet, right?
我答应 I promise.
她是我的 She's mine
是我的一切 All mine
没错 她是我的 Yeah, she's mine
-宝贝 -这是去哪啊 - Hey, baby, - Hey, what's up?
见鬼去吧 Forget you.
没错 她是我的 Yes, she's mine
是我的 Mine.
是我的 Yeah, mine
没错 她是我的 Yeah, she's mine.
她一定很漂亮吧 She must have been pretty.
谁 Who?
RS RS.
RS是个男人 RS was a he.
不 不是你想的那样 No, not like that.
他是我的好哥们 He was a good friend of mine.
他手腕上也纹有你名字的首字母吗 Does he have your initials tattooed on his wrist?
没有 No.
为什么没有呢 Why not?
因为我并没有死 Because l'm not dead.
在这儿你们都是这么找乐子的吗 Is this what you guys do for fun around here?
我并不想找乐子 I kind of try not to have fun.
我要尽量多工作 I try to stay working.
我的特长就是惹麻烦 I got this great talent for finding trouble
并且乐此不疲 and getting all up in it,
所以我一直让自己忙忙碌碌的 so I stay busy.
你想做个厨师吗 You want to be a chef?
我想拥有自己的餐馆 Yeah, I want my own restaurant.
你是从哪学会的烹饪呢 Where did you learn how to cook anyway,
是家政课吗 home ec?
不 是在监狱学的 No, prison.
你骗我的吧 You lie.
不 是真的 我进过少年监狱 No, for real. I was at juvie.
那时我还很小 I was younger then.
是因为什么进去的呢 What were you in for?
开车去兜风 Joyriding.
你可真调皮 You're full of it.
听着 我并不是想吹嘘 I mean, it's not something l'm trying to brag about.
我一点也不为这事自豪 l'm not proud of it.
是偷的车吗 Stealing cars, huh?
对 是这种意义的兜风 That's joyriding.
但是我再也不会那样做了 But l'm not into that anymore.
这么说是牢狱改造制度彻底改变了你 So the correctionaI system totally corrected you.
这么给你说吧 Let me tell you something--
我能从监狱中出来完全是个奇迹 it's a miracle that l'm even on the outside.
此刻我会那么做 Where l'm at-- I did that, you know.
如果时光倒回去 我还是会那么做 So if I go back-- I did that too.
真酷 That's cool.
你还是会给我偷一辆宝马的 对吗 But you'd still steal me a BMW, right?
只要是你要的 我都会给你 For you-- anything. I got you.
我只是搞不明白你为什么不喜欢我的小单车呢 I just don't know why you don't like my BMX.
在这儿弱者生存才是王道 It's the sickest right here.
我为什么要说那些话呢 Why do I say the things I do?
那些完全是错的 They just come out totally wrong.
有时我真希望自己压根没说过 Sometimes I just wish I wouldn't say anything at all.
我喜欢上他了 I like him.
有许多人 ...hundreds of others.
他们给我戴上镣铐 Handcuffed me,
打我 不给我食物和水 beat me, denied me food and water.
班旦·加措 Palden Gyatso
在中国的战俘集中营 endured
煎熬了长达三十三年之久 33 years of torture in Chinese prison camps.
别啊 这是个好节目 Uh, come on. We found a show
我喜欢这个 我们就看它吧 l'd like to watch. Let's watch it.
早上好 女士们 - Morning, Iadies.
-亲爱的 -外公 - Hi, love. - Hey, Gramps.
你今天想去码头的小船上 You want to go down to the marina with me today,
来给我帮忙吗 help me work on my boat?
对不起 恐怕不行 I can't, sorry.
我要和我的朋友朱列碰头 l'm gonna hook up with my friend Julie.
朱列 看来你已经交上新朋友了 Julle? You're making new friends already.
为什么不邀请他来吃午饭呢 Why don't you invite Julie to lunch?
好吧 Okay.
这是个好主意 That's a good idea.
早上好 夫人 Good morning, ma'am.
我们没有兴趣 We're not interested.
格蕾塔住这吗 Is Greta here?
外婆 这就是朱列 Hey. Grams, this is Julie.
见到你很高兴 夫人 How do you do, ma'am?
这看上去都棒极了 Everything looks really great.
谢谢 Thank you.
朱列懂烹饪 Julie knows food.
他是个厨师 He's a chef.
是真的吗 Really?
不 我只是负责流水工作而已 No, l'm just a line cook,
但是我在努力做一个主厨 but l'm working on becoming one.
我希望有一天能有自己的餐馆 I hope to own my own restaurant one day.
你为什么不给他们说说 Why don't you tell them
你是在哪里学会烹饪的呢 where you learned how to cook?
他是在监狱中学的 He learned in prison.
因为偷车被送进去的 He got busted for stealing cars.
有什么问题吗 外婆 Something the matter, Grams?
这么说那件事让你有了前科 So that would make you an ex-con?
是这样 Yeah,
但是我已经不再是从前的那个我了 but l'm not that guy anymore, so...
即使是一小段牢狱时光 l'm sure.
也足以转变一个人的性格 I understand that a
这点我深信不疑 little prison time totally transforms everyone.
对 事实如此 Yeah, well, that's just it, you know.
在青少年监狱的所有孩子 All the kids that were in the juvenile detention center
都和我一样出出进进过那里很多次 with me had been in and out of there a dozen times.
那段经历让我意识到 Seeing that helped me realize
摆脱那些和沉迷于那些都是自己的选择 you get out the same way you get in--
至此之后我就洗心革面了 on your own. And so I straightened myself out.
真替你高兴 Well, good for you.
如果一开始你没有进到那种地方的话 Of course, it would have been better
可能会更好 if you hadn't gotten in in the first place.
您说的很对 夫人 You're absolutely right, ma'am.
土豆沙拉里加了西芹吗 Is there celery in this potato salad?
对极了 Mm-hmm.
还有一点甜味来调和 With a little bit of sweet relish?
的确如此 Yes, there is.
一直以为我妈妈的土豆沙拉最好吃 I thought Mom made the best potato salad.
没想到还有更好的 I think this got that beat.
这是按照我妈妈的食谱做的 It's my mother's recipe.
您介意我窃取它吗 You mind if I steal it?
我还以为你早都放弃盗窃了呢 Oh, I thought you had given up stealing.
朱列 朱列 等等 Julie! Julie, wait.
你知道吗 这真他妈荒唐 That was bullshit, you know that?
你把我的过往全盘托出 How are you gonna put my business out there
是为了吓唬她 对吗 just to you could scare her?
我只是开个玩笑 It was a joke.
你要明白一点 Okay, well, you know what?
我不想成为你笑话中的笑点 I don't like being the punchline of your joke.
你是怎么了 你为什么要这样做呢 What's with you anyway? Why are you like this?
当你和她对着干的时候 You didn't think twice about leaving me out to dry
你有没有考虑过我的感受呢 just so you can school her.
你知道 And you know
比起你刚才玩我更让我困扰的是什么吗 what bothers me even more than you playing me right now?
是你用你那美丽的双眼盯着我 You're staring me with those big, sexy eyes and, you know
你想亲我 You want to kiss me.
好吧 我是想亲你 Hell yeah, I want to kiss you.
你知道吗 Do you understand
这也许是最完美的曲调 This might be the perfect song
那是又一次初恋的感觉 Something pure and new
再也不会守着电视到深夜 No more late-night television hours
也不会失眠到清晨 Or sleepless mornings.
我还在生你的气 你知道吗 You know l'm still mad at you, right?
-真的吗 -你说呢 - Really? - Yeah.
那是什么 What's this?
不 还给我 Oh, hey, give me that.
-我看看 -没什么的 - Let me see. - It's nothing.
-这是什么呀 -朱列 还给我 - What is it? - Julie, give it back.
看看这上面都写了什么 Wait, what is that?
朱列 别闹了 Julie, seriously.
学会骑独轮车 "Learn how to ride a unicycle."
该死的 还给我 God damn it. Come on.
说一口流利的非洲语 "Become fluent in the African clicking language."
办一次博物馆展览 "Create the first gummy museum."
再别闹了 把它还给我 Seriously, can you give it back to me?
刚那些究竟是什么啊 What the hell is this?
只是一份计划清单 It's just a To-do List, okay?
你想做这上列出的所有事吗 You want to do all this stuff? "
献出处女之身 "Lose all my virginity."
去你的 别念了 Screw you. Stop.
哇哦 越来越刺激了 It's getting too good right now.
死亡计划 不是吧 "To die." Oh, man.
被发动机搅成肉酱 "Get pureed in a jet engine."
被倒退的车碾过去 "Get run over by a back-up."
不背降落伞 从高空一丝不挂的跳下 "Skydive nude with no parachute."
你难道也想做这些事吗 你做不来这些的 You want to do all this stuff too? You can't do all this stuff.
你这个混蛋 少嘲笑我 Jerk, stop laughing at me.
这是我生命中最严肃的事 The one serious thing in my life,
而你却在嘲笑我 and you're laughing.
格蕾塔 你难道想杀什么人吗 Greta, you want to kill somebody?
是我自己 行了吧 这和你无关 Just myself, okay? Don't worry about it.
不许说这些傻话 You need to stop talking shit.
我没有 l'm not.
我是认真的 l'm not talking shit.
是真的 l'm not.
那你为什么想自杀呢 So why do you want to kill yourself?
这是我今天听到的最蠢的事 That's the stupidest thing l've ever heard all day today,
今天就够他妈脑残的了 and today has been straight up retarded.
依我看妄想有自己的餐馆听上去更脑残 You know what I think's retarded? Wanting to own a restaurant.
还有一年多我就要高中毕业了 Look, l've got one more year of high school left,
那之后呢 and then what?
是像我妈那样 Be like my mother,
急着寻找情人吗 desperate for companionship?
还是像我外公外婆那样 Or my grandparents?
他们连自己的影子都害怕 They're afraid of their own shadow.
他们把自己囚禁在自己的筑起的围墙里 They're prisoners in their own little world.
难道我就这样行尸走肉的撑到六十岁 So you get 16 years of having a good time
然后默默地死去吗 and then 60 running away from death?
这不是我想要的 Not me.
我要在此之前就离开 l'm gonna quit while l'm ahead.
你确实很愤世嫉俗 You have an extremely extremely cynical look on life.
但是你又如此幸运 But you're so lucky.
上帝很眷顾你 你懂吗 And you're such a privileged person, you know?
你要对上帝所赋予的美好心存感激 You should appreciate what you got good.
现在我就很感激他 That's what l'm doing.
我会试着去感激我所拥有的美好 l'm trying to appreciate what I have good right now.
有人吗 Hello.
天啊 天啊 Oh my God. Oh my God.
这是文学著作还是别的什么呢 Do you think it's a literary reference or what?
-你以前听过那个吗 -没有 - Have you ever heard of that? - No.
昨晚你们俩看上去激情肆意 You guys look bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
到此为此 不要再提了 All right, just don't. Don't even.
要茶吗 You want some tea?
-不要 谢谢 -谢谢 - No, thanks. - Thank you.
-没有凉吧 -还热着 - How is that? - It's still hot.
我想知道 l'll say.
格蕾塔 没有人教过你 Greta, didn't anybody ever teach you
在擅自闯入别人房间前应该先敲门吗 not to barge into people's rooms without knocking?
好吧 我道歉 Well, l'm sorry.
我真没有想到你们仍然干那个 I didn't realize that you guys still do that.
你的观念太传统了 不是吗 Well, that's a very conventional point of view, isn't it?
真是太火热了 干的大汗淋漓 Looks like another hot one today, another hot and sweaty one.
真滑稽 我感觉棒极了 That's funny. I feeI perfectly cool.
昨晚是你们太投入了 I know that you guys were a little preoccupied last night,
而且我居然按时回家了 but I came home on time.
真是恭喜啊 Congratulations.
我想你应该让我们知道 Of course, you could have told us
你哪天放假 it was your day off.
没问题 Well,
你们也该让我知道你们什么时候高潮 you could have let me know it was your day to get off.
格蕾塔 你说够了没有 Oh, Greta, you just don't stop, do you?
你能不能不这样穷追不舍的 You just have to push it as far as you can.
对此我是没什么发言权 小家伙 Well, I may not know much, kiddo,
但是我觉得是该出去避避风头 but I know when it's time to get out of dodge.
你一直在弄的那破船在哪呢 So where's that old hunk of junk you've been working on?
你看着的就是 You're looking at her.
不可能吧 No way.
真不错啊 That's pretty pimp.
你怎么弄的 What happened?
你知道嘛 费点力气 You know, a little elbow grease,
带着爱 充满耐心 a lot of love, a lot of patience.
一想到你外婆看到它的那一刻 I think it's gonna be worth the effort,
我就觉得 所有付出都是值得的 though, when your grandma sees it.
太酷了 这肯定是整个码头最好看的船 It's so dope, definitely the best-looking boat on the marina.
谢谢 Thanks.
你刚才没有吃早饭吗 Didn't you just have breakfast?
没有 Yeah.
我们要去哪 Where are we going?
今天我们哪也不去 We're not going anywhere today.
引擎部分还有很多要修理的 I've got a lot of work to do on this engine.
那正好 Fine by me.
我甚至一看《格里甘岛》都晕 I get seasick watching "Gilligan's Island."
格蕾塔 我们能谈谈吗 Greta, can I talk to you for a minute?
行使你的权利吧 Thanks to the Bill of Rights.
今天早晨你外婆在马桶里发现了一粒药片 This morning your grandmother found a pill in the toilet bowl,
一粒白色的药片刚好卡在那 a little white pill just stuck there.
那又怎么了 And?
你不想解释一下那是怎么回事吗 You want to tell me what that's all about?
我还没有把这事告诉给你妈妈 I haven't spoken to your mother about it yet,
不过我想我必须得告诉她 but I think l'm gonna have to.
你以为那是什么 摇头丸吗 What do you think it is-- Ex?
什么 What?
那是依地普仑 It's Lexapro.
一种抗抑郁药 It's an SSRl,
意思是 which means that it's--
我忘了那是什么意思 I forget what it means,
反正是为了让我变得正常和无聊的东西 but it's supposed to make me normal and boring.
自从我点燃了埃德加的公文包 Dr. Glickman put me on it
格力曼大夫就让我吃这个 after I set Edgar's briefcase on fire.
那它怎么在厕所 What was it doing in the toilet?
我几个月前就不吃了 I stopped taking it months ago.
我觉得吃这个很不舒服 I don't feel right when l'm on it, you know.
而且 他们说 "不要就不要吧" And plus, they say, "Just say no,"
然后他们回头给你开一个 and then they turn around and write you a prescription
什么调节心情的处方 真是愚蠢至极 for some mood-altering drug. It's so stupid.
可是如果他开了药 也许你该吃 Yeah, but if he prescribed it, maybe you should be taking it.
他写处方的唯一原因是 The only reason he even wrote the scrip
妈妈在什么地方看见了个广告 is because Mom saw an ad somewhere
而且妈妈说什么他做什么 and he does everything that Mom tells him.
你妈只是想做她觉得对你最好的事 Your mother is just trying to do what she thinks is best for you.
你知道的 她爱你 You know, she loves you.
-不 她不爱我 -不 她爱 - No, she doesn't. - Yes, she does.
那我为什么在这 Then why am I here?
她不知道该怎样对你 格蕾塔 She doesn't know what to do with you, Greta.
你知道吗 You know what?
如果房子着火了 lf the house was on fire
而她能选择救我还是埃德加 and she could choose to save me or Edgar,
我想她会选埃德加 I think that she'd choose Edgar.
我真的这么想 I really think that.
格蕾塔 9号桌找你 Hey, Greta, table 9 wants you.
还记得我们吗 Hey, remember us?
记得 你们想点什么 Yeah. What do you want?
不知道 我们觉得你能帮我们点 Well, we don't know. We thought maybe you could help us decide.
我们上次都很开心 We had a really good time last time.
是吗 我是什么 该死的余兴节目吗 Yeah? What am I, a goddamn sideshow?
你们到底想点什么 What the helI do you want?
不好意思 格蕾塔 能跟你谈谈吗 Excuse me. Greta, could I see you?
打扰了 Thank you.
听着 那种态度一时看来是很可爱 Look, the attitude was cute for a while,
不过你必须要微笑服务 but you gotta shape up.
我先让唐娜管那桌 Now l'm gonna put Donna on that table,
放松点 好吗 so just take it easy, okay?
咱们一会能去海滩吗 Can we go to the beach later?
好 Yeah, we can.
不过你得先放开我 But you have to let go of me
别让我烧着东西 好吗 so I don't burn anything, okay?
能帮我续杯吗 Can I get a refill?
我哪看着像服务员了吗 Do I look anything like your waitress?
坐下 格蕾塔 Sit down, Greta.
我不是在挑剔你 l'm not trying to pick on you,
不过你要对顾客如上帝 but you have to treat customers like what they are.
在我屁股上订个图钉吗 Thumbtacks in my ass?
不 他们是雇主 No, they're your employers.
他们是我的雇主 他们付咱们的薪水 They're my employers. They pay our salaries.
好吧 AlI right.
你想解雇我吗 Do you want to fire me?
你是个特别的女孩 You're an unusuaI girl.
你比我认识的 You have more confidence and self-assurance
任何一个成年人都更自信 than any adult I know.
只要你不用这种方式 You can go very far in life.
你在生活中可以走得很远 Except you have this way
用你的言语伤害别人 of poking people in the eye with your words.
你知道吗 阿洛 You know what, Lou?
我今天晚上真的不是想跟你吵 好吗 I really don't need this hassle tonight, okay?
我一直很心平气和 l'm being very kind here.
留着你的善心给想要的人吧 Well, save your charity for someone who wants it, okay?
如果你不想让我在这工作 就辞了我 lf you don't want me working here, then fire me.
要不你明天歇一晚上吧 Why don't you take tomorrow night off?
我会的 Maybe I will.
我明天歇一晚上 后天歇一晚上 I'll take tomorrow night off, and the next night after that,
大后天 大大后天 and the night after that, and after that,
大大大后天 大大大大后天 and after that, and then after that one...
-格蕾塔 等等 -我不干了 - Greta, wait. - I quit.
-我跟阿洛说说 -你敢 - Let me just talk to Lou. - Don't you dare.
我受够了在这个该死的垃圾堆浪费时间 I'm sick of wasting my time in this lousy dump.
没有那么糟 好吗 It's not that bad, okay?
我现在进去收拾一下 I'm gonna go in there and I gotta mop.
十分钟就好 等我一下 It should take 10 minutes. Stay.
不要 No way.
你可以一会到我家见我 You can meet me at my house later.
你外婆呢 What about your grandmother?
我那讨厌的外婆又怎么了 What about my lousy grandmother?
我拥有的全部 AlI I have
是我所感受到的全部 Is all that l'm feeling
我所感受到的全部 All I feeI
是我知晓的全部 Is all that I know
我每天尽情挥霍青春 And then I use it every day
肆无忌惮浪费年华 And abuse it in every way
而这就是 And that's how
我的感受 It feeIs
这就是 Yeah, that's how
我的感受 It feeIs
我会明了 I would understand
你的心 Your heart
如果我能感受得到 lf I could feel it
我会明了 I would understand
你的心 Your heart
如果我能感受得到 lf I could feel it.
真好 AlI right.
朱列 Julie.
你让我过来的 You told me to come over.
-上来 -我怎么上去啊 - Come on up. - How am I supposed to get up there
会吵醒你外公外婆的 你下来吧 without waking up your grandparents? Come down here.
我下不去 我没穿衣服 I can't. I'm not dressed.
爬上来 Climb up.
天啊 不 我不能爬那个 Hell no. I ain't climbing up that.
我想见你 我想你上来 I want to see you. I want you to come up here.
拜托 拜托拜托拜托了嘛 Please please please please please.
看看你都让我干些什么 Look what you got me doing.
小心点 Be careful.
总有一天你会害死我的 You're gonna make me kill myself.
时光仍在流逝 Time was sitting still
在这个沉睡的世界 In a sleepy world
为了像你这样的漂亮女孩 For a pretty girI like you
你不能等待 You can't wait
幽灵会围过来 Ghosts would gather around
只为偷看你一眼 To steaI a peek
在你严守秘密的地方 At the secrets you keep close
在你的心门 At your gate.
这是什么 What's this?
你知道 就是类似气球的东西 Well, you know, they are these balloon thingies
-两个人要用它们 -我知道那是什么 - and two people use them - Yeah, I know what they are.
我不知道要买什么号 I didn't know what size to get,
所以 我买了特大号的 so I got magnums.
我们不会用这个的 We're not about to use this.
不 我们要用 Yes, we are.
我是说 咱们不会那样 I mean, it's not gonna be that way.
我们不要做爱 We're not about to have sex.
有什么不对吗 What's wrong?
没有什么不对 There's nothing wrong.
这才是问题所在 我真的很喜欢你 That's the problem. See, I really like you
我不想成为你清单里要做的事情之一 and I don't want to be one of those things you check off your to-do list.
你不能控制你生命中发生的每一件事 You know, you can't control every damn thing that happens in your life.
有些事有它们自己的节奏 懂吗 Some things just gotta have their own rhythm, you know?
你要跟随那种节奏 You gotta go with that.
你明白我的意思吗 You know what I mean?
所以你不觉得我过分或是什么吗 So you don't think l'm gross or anything?
不 No.
你确实是个麻烦 没错 You're trouble for sure, yeah,
因为你很火辣 很性感 很聪明 'cause you're hot and you're sexy and you're smart.
-为什么警察会在这 -妈的 - Why are cops here? - Shit.
朱列 Julie.
朱列 等等 你要去哪 Julle, wait. Where are you going?
-我得走了 -朱列 - I gotta go. - Julie.
我得离开这 I gotta get out of here.
你在干嘛 朱列 朱列 What are you doing? Julie, Julie.
离开那 Hey, get out of there.
快点 下来 趴下 趴下 Come on, get down. On the ground. On the ground.
我什么都没做 I didn't do anything.
糟糕 Shit.
来 孩子 起来 起来 Come on, junior. Get up, get up.
等一下 先生 我什么都没做 Just one second, man. I didn't do nothing.
-等等 等一下 等一下 -别动 - Wait wait, hold on, hold on. - Easy now.
奥唐奈太太 你得告诉他们 他们搞错了 Mrs. O'Donnell, you gotta telI them. They made a mistake.
这是怎么了 What's going on here?
邻居看到这人爬上了您家的栏杆 太太 A neighbor spotted this individual climbing up your trellis, ma'am.
太太 您认识这个人吗 Ma'am, do you know this person?
是的 当然 Yes, of course.
我以为你不再偷东西了 I thought you were through with steallng.
我什么都没偷 这是个误会 他们搞错了 I wasn't steallng anything. It's a mix-up. They made a mistake.
放开他 Leave him alone.
等一下 先生 我什么都没做 Just one second, man. I didn't do nothing.
外婆 求你让他们停下 他会有大麻烦的 Grams, tell them to stop, please. He's gonna be in so much trouble.
-他在这干吗 -我让他来的 - What is he doing here? - I invited him here.
-来这干吗 -怎么了 - To do what exactly? - What's going on here?
外公 求你让他们放开他 Gramps, please make them stop.
够了 我受够了 Okay, that's it. I've had it.
我现在就给你妈妈打电话 I'm calling your mother right now.
你疯了 You're insane.
-听着 他什么都没做 -进屋去 - Look, he didn't do anything. - No, back inside.
凯瑟琳 别再给凯伦添乱了 Katherine, don't get Karen all riled up.
外公 他们要带他走了 Gramps, they're gonna take him in.
-我要给她妈妈打电话 -你必须告诉他们 - l've got to calI her mother. - You have to go tell them.
他什么都没做 我发誓 He didn't do anything wrong. I promise.
-他爬我家窗户 -外婆 闭嘴 - He crawled through my window. - Shut up, Grams.
不准那样对她说话 Don't talk to her that way.
求你了 这不公平 Please, it's not fair.
你在帮倒忙 现在听我说 You're not helping things. Now listen to me.
上楼去 这事让我来处理 Go upstairs and let me deal with this.
我来处理 对对 现在 I will take care of this. Yes, yes, right now.
我来处理 我会搞定的 去 上楼 I will take care of this. I will deal with it. Go on, go on.
上楼去 Go on.
那孩子 她太没教养了 Oh, that girl-- she is totally out of control.
这次她该学学 I mean, just once she's got to learn
不是每件事都能符合她的心愿的 that she can't have everything her own way.
凯瑟琳 她是你的家人 她是你的血肉 She's your family, Katherine. She's your flesh and blood.
她不是什么你必须去抗争的敌人 She's not some enemy you have to defeat.
奥唐奈先生 我为整件事道歉 I apologize for all this, Mr. O'Donnell.
希望我没让格蕾塔惹上太多麻烦 And I hope I didn't get Greta in too much trouble.
谢谢 Thanks.
我想你搞错了 恐怕是她让你惹上麻烦 And I think you got it backwards. I think she's the one who got you in trouble.
我喜欢她 我真的很喜欢格蕾塔 I like her, you know. I really like Greta
她值得爱 and she's worth it,
可是我很担心她 but l'm worried about her, you know?
她跟你说过关于 Does she ever talk to you about--?
她总随身带着的那个记事本吗 She's got that little notebook she carries around.
你 Do you--?
格蕾塔从没跟你说过她爸爸的事吧 Greta ever say anything to you about her father?
她很少说自己的事情 She doesn't talk too much about personal stuff, you know.
那些事我们在家里也不怎么谈的 Well, it's something we don't talk about very much in this family either,
不过我觉得你有权利知道了 but I think you've earned the right to know about it.
格蕾塔的父亲自杀了 Greta's father killed himself.
她当时只是个小女孩 She was just a little kid,
五六岁的样子 five, six years old.
他拿猎枪对着嘴开了一枪 He took his shotgun and stuck it in his mouth.
她当时就在那 她走到他身边 She was there. She walked in on him.
我不知道关于那件事她记得多少 You know, I don't know how much of it she remembers,
有多少让她一直挥之不去 how much she carries around with her,
不过她就这样长大了 but here she is, all grown up,
还列了那个清单 and writing that list.
可能只是她正在经历的一个阶段 You know, it may be a phase she's going through.
可能只是她不由自主的一些想法 It may be just some idea that she has to reckon with,
不过我觉得 but I think--
我觉得我们的任务 I think it's our job
就是试着帮她渡过这一切 to try and help her through it.
好了 回家吧 Well, go on home.
睡个好觉 Get some sleep.
谢谢 Thank you, sir.
-朱列 -什么 - Hey, Julie. - Yeah?
你晕船吗 Do you get seasick?
如果生命像座山 你可不可以不坠落 If life is like a mountain, did you, did you not fall?
从五岁起我就想念你 I have missed you since I was five
我不记得你的双眼 却记得你手心的温度 I don't recall your eyes, but your hands I do recall
熟悉你生命鲜活时的气息 And I know how you smelled when you were alive
你离去了 You've died
就像我们某一天都会离去一样 Like we're all gonna go someday
你离去了 You've died
我才五岁 我想你陪 I was five and I wish you'd stayed
你离去了 You've died
我才五岁 我想你陪 I was five and I wish you'd stayed.
这真好 Yeah, this is great.
这感觉他妈棒极了 I feel all preppy and shit.
我们干嘛要来 Why are we here?
你外公是个好人 Your grandfather's a good guy, you know.
这对他很重要 This means a lot to him.
拜托 其实也没那么糟 是吧 Come on, it's not that bad, though, right?
还记得你那天晚上在我房间说的话吗 Remember that stuff that you said in my room the other night?
恩 记得 Yeah, I remember.
你是认真的吗 Did you mean that?
我骗过你吗 Have I lied to you yet?
我不知道 I don't know.
朱列 想掌舵吗 Hey, Julie, want to take the helm?
去吧 Go ahead.
好吧 我就来 AlI right, I'm coming.
就让她直线行驶 Just keep her in a straight line.
我爱死这个了 简直太棒了 I love it. It's wonderfuI.
和我一起 Come with me
出海旅行 On a voyage
到那海底去 To the bottom of the sea
在那蓝绿色的 In a sea
海水之中 of blue-green
我们会在海底 We will find love
找到真爱 At the bottom
难以置信 不可思议 Unbelievable, inconceivable
看上去多么奇妙 Fantastic it will seem
但我们是第一对 But we'll be the first
第一对 The very first
经历此新奇梦幻的人 To live such a strange new dream
跟我一起 Come with me.
格蕾塔 Greta.
他们在那 There they are.
格蕾塔 Greta.
我抓住你了 抓住你了 l've got you. I've got you.
好 坐下 坐那 Okay, right there, right there.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
恩 你还好吗 Yeah. Are you okay?
-你还好吧 宝贝 -我的头 - Are you okay, honey? - My head.
你撞到头了吗 我看看 You hit your head? Let me see it.
转过来 Turn it.
没流血 It's not bleeding.
外婆 Grams.
凯瑟琳 凯瑟琳 Katherine, Katherine.
你还好吧 Are you all right?
-外婆 -我去开无线电 - Grams. - l'm gonna get on the radio.
外婆 Grams, hey.
是轻度的心脏病发作 她没事了 It was a mild heart attack. She's okay.
不过 她以后都得吃药了 She's gonna have to be on medication from now on, though.
不过她没事 他们要她今晚留下 But she's okay. They want to keep her here tonight
做进一步检查 and run some more tests.
我准备留下来陪她 她刚睡着 l'm gonna stay with her, just she was asleep.
你们俩回家去 You two go on home.
别在这空调房里呆的太久 Get out of this air conditioning.
给你 Hey, here.
你不留下吗 You're not gonna stay?
不 你可以把我从你的待办事项里划去了 No, you can check me off that list of yours.
我受够了 l'm done.
什么 What?
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
你不明白吗 Are you serious?
你真的不懂吗 You really don't get it?
雷吉·斯皮格 Reggie Spiegel,
我在少管所的室友 my roommate in juvie.
一天早晨 母亲节 One morning, Mother's Day...
我发现他吊死在电线上 I found him hanging by an electric cord.
由于他没有大声呼救 事发时我也没有发现 I didn't see it coming 'cause he didn't mouth off about it.
他只求一死 He didn't want to be saved.
你早知道我会跟着你跳下去 See, you knew I'd jump in after you
因为你不想死 'cause you didn't want to die.
你只是想要那种戏剧性罢了 You just wanted that drama.
-不是的 我 -你做的事后果很严重 - No, I.. - What you did was serious.
而且会影响到别人 And it affects people.
会影响到我 It affects me.
我希望我可以帮你 因为你需要帮助 I wish I could help you, 'cause you need it.
但我不会再为你铤而走险了 But I'm not going overboard for you.
我有自己的事 我要做我自己的事 I got my own shit. I'm doing my own thing.
你明白吗 You know?
"1962年4月10日 "Aprll 10th, 1962.
我最最亲爱的约瑟夫 My sweet sweet Joseph,
你起航不到一小时 you set sail less than an hour ago
而我已经开始后悔 and l'm kicking myself already.
请原谅我 Please forgive me.
我那样对待你 I only treated you that way
只是因为我不想你离开 because I was mad about you leaving.
我太傻了 l've been silly,
喜怒无常 prone to capriciousness.
我气我自己 l'm mad at myself
浪费了我们在一起的最后时光 for wasting our last moments together,
没有告诉你 for not telling you
我的真心 how I really feel.
我爱你 I love you
而我已经失去了当面告诉你的机会 and l've missed my chance to tell you in person.
如果你发生了什么不测 我也活不下去 lf something happens to you, I'll just die.
我想你 约瑟夫 I miss you, Joseph.
答应我你会平安的回来 Promise you'll come home safely.
你永远的 凯瑟琳" Forever yours, Katherine."
外婆 Grams.
好啦 闭上眼睛 Okay, close your eyes.
我可以相信你吗 Can I trust you?
这边走 Okay, this way.
我可以睁开眼睛了吗 Can I open my eyes yet?
可以了 Mm, okay.
你无需这么做 格蕾塔 Oh, you didn't have to do that, Greta.
那些花很贵 Those flowers are expensive.
你看不出来我是在道歉吗 Can't you see that l'm trying to say l'm sorry?
那么 说出来啊 Well, then say it.
我已经说了 I just did.
没有 No.
你甚至不知道你为了什么道歉 You don't even know what you're sorry for.
我拼命活下来 l'm fighting to save my life
而你却要努力放弃生命 and you're trying to throw yours away.
现在又是为了什么 Now why is that?
因为... 'Cause...
我想像照片里的这个女孩一样 I want to be like the girl in this picture,
年轻有活力 young and alive.
自从我到了你这个岁数以后 I haven't seen this picture since--
都再没见过这张照片 I wasn't any older than you there.
你看起来简直判若两人 You look like a totally different person,
如此无忧无虑 你不怀念那时吗 so happy. Don't you miss that?
不 Well, no.
你是说如果你可以回到过去 You're telling me that you wouldn't jump at the chance
你都不会抓住机会吗 if you could turn the clock back?
不会 No.
我不会的 I wouldn't.
你要知道... You see...
我当时很不一样 I was a different person then.
我当时对这个世界 对我自己一无所知 I didn't know anything about the world or myself.
不谙世事 I had no perspective.
这真是很久以前了 This was a long time ago.
而那之后的每一天 And every day since then,
每一件我所经历的事 every experience l've had,
每一个我遇到的人 every person l've met
都在我生命中留下了烙印 has carved an impression on me.
这个女孩 这个孩子 You know, this girl, this child--
她只是我人生的一小部分 she's just a fraction of what l've become--
我还是妻子 母亲 祖母 a wife, a mother, a grandmother--
这才是我 me.
宝贝 你完全不知道前面等着你的是什么 Oh, honey, you have no idea what's ahead of you.
它是一段如此精彩的旅程 It's all such an incredible adventure.
你有我爸爸的照片吗 Do you have a picture of my dad?
我只是想知道他的样子 I just want to know what he looks like.
你从没有见过你父亲的照片吗 You've never seen a picture of your father?
没有 No.
宝贝 Sweetheart.
他们来这干什么 What are they doing here?
妈妈 Mom.
你们好 Hiya, all.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
你不应该坐着的吗 Shouldn't you be sitting down or something?
-我没事 亲爱的 你好 -我真抱歉 - l'm fine, dear. Hello. - l'm so sorry.
你来这里干什么 What are you doing here?
外公 他们来这干什么 Gramps, what are they doing here?
格蕾塔 进去收拾东西 Greta, go inside and get your things.
我不想跟你回去 I don't want to go home with you.
我们不打算带你回家 格蕾塔 We're not taking you home, Greta.
那你为什么在 Then why are you he--?
你要把我送去那个训练营 You're gonna send me to that boot camp.
进去拿东西 格蕾塔 Go get your things, Greta.
等等 这个训练营是个什么 Wait a minute. What's this boot camp stuff?
没什么 只是个特别的夏令营罢了 No, it's a special summer camp
招收像她这样的孩子 for kids like her,
帮她走上正路 to straighten her out.
外公 你为什么不告诉我他们要来 Gramps, why didn't you tell me that they were coming?
我跟你外祖父说不要告诉你的 I asked your grandfather not to say anything.
我们可不想你逃跑或者什么的 We didn't want you running off or something.
-格蕾塔 -回来 - Greta. - Come on now.
格蕾塔 Greta.
我妈妈来了 My mom is here.
她要把我送去某个训练营 She's gonna send me away to some boot camp place.
我该怎么办 What am I gonna do?
你能怎么办 What can you do?
一定有办法 There's got to be something.
你可以去试试那个夏令营 I guess you could check the camp out,
搞清楚它是什么样的 see what it's all about.
你觉得我神志不清而那地方就救得了我吗 You think I'm screwed up and that place is gonna save me?
是啊 你是神志不清 Yeah, you're screwed up.
但那里也帮不了你 But that place can't fix you.
只有你自己帮得了你 Only you can fix you.
而如果你不愿意的话 那也不会发生 lf that's not what you want, it ain't gonna happen.
我真的很抱歉 l'm really sorry.
这是个好的开始 Well, that's a start.
-你身上一股饭味 -是啊 - You smell like food. - Yeah.
是啊 Yeah.
你解决了就打给我 好吗 Call me when you get it all figured out, okay?
好吧 All right.
散步愉快吗 Have a nice walk?
妈妈走了吗 Did Mom leave?
她就在这 所以跟我走吧 She's here now, so come on back.
你发完脾气了没 You all finished with your little tantrum?
你拿我的东西干嘛 What are you doing with my stuff?
我装好了你的行李 I packed your things.
你已经浪费了很多时间了 You've wasted enough time already.
我不想走 求你 求你让我留下 I don't want to go. Please, please let me stay.
你外祖母不想让你在这 Your grandmother does not want you here.
-那不是真的 -那是你上星期告诉我的 - That's not true. - That's what you told me last week.
"她无药可救了" 你说的 "There's no winning with her," You said.
我这么说过吗 Did I say that?
过去是过去 现在是现在 Well, that was then and this is now.
如果格蕾塔想留下 我很愿意她留下 And if Greta wants to stay, I would quite like to have her.
-我要留下 -不 你不行 - l'm staying. - No, you're not.
-妈妈 -闭嘴 - Mom. - Shh.
-格蕾塔 放手 -小心点 小心 - Greta, let go. - Be carefuI there. Be careful.
妈妈 Mom.
-安静点 把包给我 -你有什么毛病吗 - Quiet down and give me the bag. - What's wrong with you?
-格蕾塔 够了 -发生什么事了 - Greta, stop it. - What's going on?
-妈妈 求你了 -别再丢人现眼了 - Mom, please. - Stop making a scene.
-你在干什么 -埃德加 帮我一下 - What are you doing? - Edgar, I could use some help.
-小心点 别伤着她 -过来 - Be careful. Don't hurt her. - Come on now.
那里发生什么事了 What the hell is going on over there?
好了 住手 所有人都住手 All right, just stop. Everybody just stop.
格蕾塔 起来 Greta, get up.
拜托 凯瑟琳 坐下 Please, Katherine, sit down.
我受够了 l'm sick of all this.
我厌倦了这些大吵大闹 l'm tired of all this screaming and yelling and fighting
还有警察半夜出现在我的门廊上 and the police on my porch in the middle of the night
而我妻子每隔15分钟就会心烦一次 and my wife upset every 15 minutes.
我不想再听到任何 I don't want to hear another word
再关于这个训练营无稽之谈 about this boot camp nonsense.
爸爸 恕我直言 Dad, look, with all due respect,
你对此可没有什么发言权 you really don't have any say here.
不 我有 Oh, yes, I do.
这个夏天你把她丢在这里起我就有了 I earned it when you dumped her on us this summer.
这个孩子需要关爱和理解 还有耐心 This kid needs love and understanding and patience.
你听都自己说的话了吗 Do you hear yourself?
就因为她不喜欢我的男朋友 Where was the love and understanding when I needed it,
你任由她把我赶出家门的时候 when you let her run me out of the house
我需要的时候关爱和理解又到哪里去了 because she didn't like my boyfriend?
什么 我从没有把你赶出家门 What? I never threw you out of this house.
我只是说你不能在家里嗑药 I simply said you couldn't live here and do drugs.
你们俩还真有脸 You two have a lot of nerve
质疑我的教育之道 bringing my parenting skills into question.
够了 妈妈 不许这样跟他们说话 Stop it. Mom, stop talking to them like that.
好吧 我会去那个荒唐训练营 Okay, I will go to the stupid boot camp.
-不 格蕾塔 格蕾塔 -等等 - No, Greta, Greta. - Wait wait.
-格蕾塔得留在这里 -爸爸 - Greta's staying here. - Dad.
-而且你也要 -不 我不要 - And so are you. - No, l'm not.
我们会把一切理顺 我们要做出补救 We're gonna make this right. We're gonna fix it.
我们要了解彼此 了解我们的家 We're gonna get to know one another, this family of ours.
爸爸 我有工作 Dad, I have a job.
你有累积的假期 对吧 Well, you've got vacation time saved up, haven't you?
是的 但那是为了秋天去百慕大群岛 Well, yeah, but that's for Bermuda in the fall.
你秋天要带着你女儿去百慕大 是吗 Oh, you're taking your daughter to Bermuda in the fall, are you?
不是 只有我和埃德加 No, just Edgar and l.
当然啦 Uh-huh.
不 你怎么能让埃德加在这里度假 No, you cannot make Edgar spend his vacation here.
我没邀请埃德加 Edgar isn't invited.
这是我们和你还有格蕾塔之间的事 This is between us and you and Greta.
如果埃德加真心爱你 And if Edgar really loves you,
当你挽救自己女儿生活的时候 he can just do without you for a little while
他可以忍受一小段时间没有你 while you save your daughter's life.
既然你这么说了 我不得不说 When you put it like that, I have to say--
-你不会把我留着这里的吧 -不 我会 - You're not gonna leave me here? - Yeah.
你要把我留在这里? You're leaving me here?
当然 这是我们有过的最好的想法 Yeah, this is the best idea any of us have had.
我认为你爸爸是对的 You know, I think your dad is right.
这对大家都好 This couId be good for everyone.
-埃德加 -过几周见 - Edgar. - See you in a couple of weeks.
-埃德加 -你不会有问题的 亲爱的 - Edgar. - You'll be fine, sweetheart.
这实在是好极了 Oh, this is grand.
这一定会很管用的 Oh, this is gonna really be helpful.
继续啊 你们俩 尽情的笑吧 Go on, you two, yuck it up.
我连衣服都没有带 I don't even have any clothes to wear.
外婆有裙子可以给你穿 Grandma's got some dresses you could wear.
-大家再见 -你们两个简直如出一辙 - Bye, all. - You two are exactly alike.
还有你-- And you--
一家子
在这 Here.
这就是他 Here he is.
是的 是他 Oh, yeah, there he is.
他那时很帅 He was handsome.
我有时会梦到他 I dream about him sometimes,
但他每次都长得不同 but he never looks the same.
你的眼睛像他 You have his eyes.
是吗 Yeah?
还遗传了他的才华 And his brains.
我会努力保住我的脑袋的 Well, I'll try to keep mine inside my skull.
我一直最爱你的这张照片 I always loved that picture of you.
我的天啊 Oh my God.
你的头发怎么会这样 妈妈 What happened to your hair, Mom?
八十年代的风格啊 The 1980s.
可真蓬松 It's huge.
爆炸头 爆炸头 Big hair. Big hair.
长大吧 女孩儿 Grow up, girl
你已今非昔比 You're not all that you were.
亲爱的妈妈 Dear Mom,
你收到这封信的时候我可能已经回家了 l'll probably be home by the time you get this,
不过没关系 but I don't care.
我只是想谢谢你陪我度过这段时光 I just wanted to thank you for the time we had together
还有让我留下来 and for letting me stay down here.
奥斯卡·王尔德写过 Oscar Wilde wrote,
"失去父亲或母亲被认为是命运不济 "To Iose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune.
但同时失去两个更像是因为淡漠" To lose both looks like carelessness."
我觉得很有道理 I think he had a point.
这里还不错 It's not so bad here.
说真的 这里没有你想象得糟 Really, it's not as bad as you'd think.